Since I have become quite sedentary lately, I have developed a new workout routine which I'd like to share with others. It is called the Out of Body Workout and is all done in your mind. You too can lift huge amounts of imaginary weights, run in 100 mile marathons, and swim the Atlantic. And it's all done out of body so there is no danger of injury! Sign up today and receive half-off our introductory rate of $0.00 (limited time offer) or you can open an imaginary charge account and be billed monthly.
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Maybe I could work at Wal-Mart and be an Anti-greeter, you know, insult people, refuse to answer question. Say things like, "Ewww, where did you get those shoes? You must not have a job." and then laugh hysterically. I wonder what THAT would pay? People would have to understand that it is 'performance art' and go along with it and have a sense of humor or I could get hurt.
to see excerpts from my ebook, go to the oldest post.
to see excerpts from my ebook, go to the oldest post.
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I think I know what I want to do for my next job. I want to work at a zoo and be the person who wakes the animals up in the morning. I wonder what that pays....
to see excerpts from my ebook, go to the oldest post.
to see excerpts from my ebook, go to the oldest post.
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Warning: This is a book of humor and not meant to be mistaken for great literature. Also it is NOT meant for young children despite the cover art.
I started this ebook as a series of short stories that were therapy for me while dealing with a stressful time in my life. Haven't we all had those? Well I know some of you have, judging by my friends on Facebook. I was originally going to title the book 'Stupid Stories for Depressed People' but since I am not a doctor or therapist, I didn't want to be sued if someone read the book and then got worse. I got better but it wasn't entirely due to the book. Maybe one day I will write about my life a little more, but most of it is encapsulated in my stories. Just think, if you buy my little ebook, you are in essence getting my life story for around four bucks, which is pretty cheap for a life nowadays. And yet I am pretty sure that you will see some of your life in here as well.
Feel free to add comments about anything you wish. A good blog is a group effort.
I started this ebook as a series of short stories that were therapy for me while dealing with a stressful time in my life. Haven't we all had those? Well I know some of you have, judging by my friends on Facebook. I was originally going to title the book 'Stupid Stories for Depressed People' but since I am not a doctor or therapist, I didn't want to be sued if someone read the book and then got worse. I got better but it wasn't entirely due to the book. Maybe one day I will write about my life a little more, but most of it is encapsulated in my stories. Just think, if you buy my little ebook, you are in essence getting my life story for around four bucks, which is pretty cheap for a life nowadays. And yet I am pretty sure that you will see some of your life in here as well.
Feel free to add comments about anything you wish. A good blog is a group effort.
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